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Cold Cut Sinner is a dark-humor parody design inspired by the bizarre, unsettling infamy of serial killer Ed Gein — but flipped into a bold, cartoony, biker-style aesthetic. This design features a blonde, messy-bun troublemaker with seductive eyes, caught in a chaotic moment with shaved deli meat raining down — a twisted comedic nod to the macabre legacy associated with Gein and his “cold cuts” reputation in pop culture. Clean linework, outlaw vibes, and irreverent humor make this design perfect for fans of dark comedy, true-crime satire, and alternative streetwear. It’s edgy, wrong, and hilarious in the way Storm Forged is known for.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
•Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cold Cut Sinner Hoodie
$49.99
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
•Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |