How do I get my free merch?
Step 1: Scroll down and smash that email subscribe button. Don’t worry, we’re cooler than spam.
Step 2: Flex those shopping skills. Toss your favorite gear into the cart like you’re loading plates on a barbell.
Step 3: Hit the milestone:
- $100 = Free T-Shirt
- $150 = Free Hoodie
- $200 = Free Gym/Duffle Bag
Step 4: Victory lap. Come back to this Free Stuff page, grab your reward item, and throw it in the cart. It’ll show up as FREE—like finding money in your jeans.
Step 5: Checkout like a champ. Your cart will look stacked, and your wallet will look untouched.
Step 6: Bask in glory when the package arrives. Put on your new free merch, flex in the mirror, and pretend you didn’t just game the system.
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