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Freedom runs on more than courage — it runs on oil.
The “Got Oil” design takes that classic Got Milk? nostalgia and twists it into a bold, patriotic statement. Front and center is a fierce American eagle, wings spread wide, daring the world to challenge what power really looks like.
It’s the perfect blend of humor and pride — the kind of shirt that says yeah, we’ll bring the freedom… and take the fuel too. Whether you’re a veteran, patriot, or just the kind of American who likes their coffee black and their politics loud, this design hits harder than a bald eagle in a thunderstorm.
Printed on premium fabric built to last longer than your neighbor’s electric scooter, this tee doesn’t whisper patriotism — it screams it from 30,000 feet with afterburners lit.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Got Oil? Hoodie
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
$60.00
The “Got Oil” design takes that classic Got Milk? nostalgia and twists it into a bold, patriotic statement. Front and center is a fierce American eagle, wings spread wide, daring the world to challenge what power really looks like.
It’s the perfect blend of humor and pride — the kind of shirt that says yeah, we’ll bring the freedom… and take the fuel too. Whether you’re a veteran, patriot, or just the kind of American who likes their coffee black and their politics loud, this design hits harder than a bald eagle in a thunderstorm.
Printed on premium fabric built to last longer than your neighbor’s electric scooter, this tee doesn’t whisper patriotism — it screams it from 30,000 feet with afterburners lit.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |