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The Mommy Maker design isn’t for the soft or the shy — it’s for the legends who bring the storm everywhere they go. Picture a reckless sailor skeleton grinning through the smoke, dog tags dangling, beer in one hand and a baby bottle in the other. That’s the energy — pure chaos, pure confidence, pure Storm Forged.
This isn’t a shirt about being polite; it’s about owning your story. The kind that’s messy, loud, and unforgettable. The kind that makes civilians blush and the boys at the bar nod with respect. It’s the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and outlaw swagger — the type of design that tells everyone you’ve lived, fought, and laughed harder than most.
You don’t wear Mommy Maker to blend in — you wear it because you’ve earned the right to laugh at life’s madness. This one’s built for the troublemakers, the risk-takers, and the ones who proudly answer to “liberty risk.”
Perfect for:
Veterans, service members, military families, or anyone who thrives on chaos, laughs at rules, and lives life forged under pressure.
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Mommy Maker
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
$30.00
This isn’t a shirt about being polite; it’s about owning your story. The kind that’s messy, loud, and unforgettable. The kind that makes civilians blush and the boys at the bar nod with respect. It’s the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and outlaw swagger — the type of design that tells everyone you’ve lived, fought, and laughed harder than most.
You don’t wear Mommy Maker to blend in — you wear it because you’ve earned the right to laugh at life’s madness. This one’s built for the troublemakers, the risk-takers, and the ones who proudly answer to “liberty risk.”
Perfect for:
Veterans, service members, military families, or anyone who thrives on chaos, laughs at rules, and lives life forged under pressure.
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |