Your Daughter Calls Me Daddy

Warning: This shirt isn't for snowflakes.
Bold, ruthless, and unapologetically patriotic — the "Your Daughter Calls Me Daddy, Your Country Calls Me Hero" tee is designed for the battle-hardened, the chaos-addicted, and the ones who serve with pride and zero filter.

This shirt blends brutal dark humor with unshakable national pride. Whether you’re a vet, active duty, or just someone who doesn’t give a damn, this shirt hits harder than a JDAM on target.

Perfect for:

Military vets with a savage sense of humor
Gym wear for those who bench and offend
Patriotic rebels and warfighters
Gag gifts for fellow degenerates

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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